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Dec 9

How to get a girl with a Tumblr to sleep with you

datebynumbers:

sweatshorts:

  1. Tell her you loved Inception.
  2. Tell her you love cats.

It’s really just #2 for me.  But if you want me to close my eyes and pretend you’re Tom Hardy, I can accommodate that.

I’m ready to lose followers with this post.  Inception blew.  And not in the good way.  And I can’t stand cats.  Kittens are cute.  But cats are untrustworthy and they make me sneeze.

Posted at 10:49 AM 37 notes
Source: sweatshorts

  1. switterbeet reblogged this from sweatshorts and added:
    Not. (Inception was not impressive.) ((I’m a dog person.)) -_-
  2. royalady said: Omg. Is this a true story? Who was it??? Share the gossip!
  3. babs-the-red reblogged this from sweatshorts and added:
    Yea that sounds ‘bout right. I’d do it.
  4. kristensdaily reblogged this from laurenliveshealthy and added:
    I’ve never seen Inception, and ave no intention to. I am also REALLY allergic to cats, and generally don’t like them....
  5. kaytee said: I haven’t even seen Inception and I don’t particularly care for cats.
  6. laurenliveshealthy reblogged this from datebynumbers and added:
    hahaha. Tom Hardy…..true words. Inception, YES, cats..maybe not so much.
  7. singleinchicago said: HAHAHAHAHA. Love it. Mine would be dogs instead.
  8. fridaynight-res-at-dorsia reblogged this from datebynumbers and added:
    I’m ready to lose followers with this post. Inception blew. And not in the good way. And I can’t stand cats. Kittens are...
  9. handstoyourself reblogged this from sweatshorts and added:
    Fuck I need to see inception.
  10. datebynumbers reblogged this from sweatshorts and added:
    It’s really just #2 for me. But if...want me to close my eyes and pretend you’re Tom...
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