Feb
29
I'm about to go kick University of Hartford square in the dick.
- UHart: [Feb 9th] Yeah Laura! We'll totally send out those transcripts for you. We understand how important it is and we appreciate your gross overpayment on our ridiculous rush fee.
- UHart: [10 days later] Oh, really? We didn't tell you? I thought we told you! We never sent out your transcripts. You owe us money. Pay us money and we'll send out your transcripts.
- Me: I don't owe you money.
- UHart: [10 minutes later] CORRECT! You do not owe us money! Wanna know what your prize is?
- Me: Transcripts?
- UHart: TRANSCRIPTS! You got it, Laura! Good Job!
- UHart: [Feb 22] Guess what we did today, Laura!
- Me: Transcripts?
- UHart: TRANSCRIPTS!
- Other colleges: [Today] Hey Laura, our application deadline is tomorrow and I am just not seeing your UHart transcript anywhere. Sorry, but your application is not complete without it.
