is this reality or my memory getting mileage

I'm Laura. Connecticut. I'm only medium cute, but I can kill my own spiders.
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Feb 25

I don't fit in at the office.

Office lady 1: My 4 year anniversary is coming up. My husband and I are (insert some anniversary activity here. I didn't care so I didn't listen/remember.)
Office lady 2: I love anniversaries! I can't believe I've been married for 11 years..
Me: One time I dated someone for like 5 months….

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