February 2011
January 2011
Tumblr is always telling me I'm going to shit...
I have never shat bricks.
Is it just me..
or do Mark Zuckerberg (the real one, not the guy who played him) and Corey Matthews look obnoxiously alike?
“He called the shit poop!”
– Billy Madison
That awkward moment when your parents tell you...
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nellieblystunad asked: ...beatles suck
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I keep singing this song to my dog .. except I...
Favorite activities:
Telling fake boyfriend that he gets no nudie pictures unless I get flowers for valentines day. I want my fuckin flowers and I don’t care what I have to do or who I have to blackmail to get them!
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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS NIGHT FOR ALMOST A YEAR
ARCHER IS ONNNNNNN!
They made us try these absurdly hot buffalo wings...
nellieblystunad:
so i had one and it was really hot like it won some award for hottest wings in dutchess or soemthing. Anyway like any food, you crap out what you eat. Let me tell you, my butthole is on fire right now in the worst way. For about 10 seconds i thought abotu getting ice from outside putting it on my towel and sitting on my towel to cool me down
This post has nothing to do with me...
I need to think before I speak
Dad: Turkey goes bad so quickly
Me: So does your mom
Tumblr has made me want a cat
6 months ago I hated all of them.
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What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
What's the point in being cute if I can't charm...
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WHY DOES HE NOT FIND ME HILARIOUS?!
Me: why'd you change your number?
Him: Had to. Staplers.
Me: ......staplers.
Him: Stalkers.
Me: OH MY GOD STAPLERS! SO SCARYYYYY
Him: yeah.
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I like turtles
Here's a fun fact
supmisslauren:
The average female thinks about sex 6 times more than most men.
See? The world’s got it all wrong. Women are the true freaks.
I love fun facts.
Just a thought..
Why is there a show on MTV that promotes losing 14 pounds in one week? That has got to be one of the least healthy things I have ever heard of.
nellieblystunad asked: if you are right you are such a party pooper and a parade rainer
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This has been bugging me for so long
Why didn’t they have Dudley say “I don’t think you’re a waste of space” to Harry in the beginning of the 7th movie. That was like the best thing in the world for me when I read it and I was so disappointed when it wasn’t in the movie.
Just had to get that off my chest.
Manic blog 2011
Him: Come to school and drink and watch movies and smoke and play and be a bro.
Me: If I do, you will probably want to light yourself on fire. I am super fucking annoying.
Him: What, just because of a manic state? Laura, sweetheart, you're always annoying. If I were going to light myself on fire I would have already done it.
“Laura, you’re concerning me”
– something I hear way too often
thearaxie:
The Frenemy.: 25 Things Every Woman’s Magazine Will Tell You (and should probably stop telling you)
thefrenemy:
Women’s magazines are expensive. In this economy, I can’t just throw 5 dollars out the window to read 8 discreet ways to have sex in public or what Lauren Conrad’s doing with her hair lately. I know you guys get it. Luckily, I’ve read enough of these gems in the...
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And Now...... I will describe my past week with a...
Fucking. Manic. Episode..