January 2011
hannahkdee-deactivated20110307 asked: Where did you find the vagina taxi? I want one
December 2010
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Scheduled to work New Years Eve and New Years Day
Either my boss thinks I have a life and is trying to prevent me from getting shitfaced beyond belief, or they are aware I have absolutely no life whatsoever and are taking advantage of it.
What happens when I make a post..
I post a photo.
Said photo gets about 10 (tops) notes
A month or so later, Jen sees said photo and reblogs
500+ notes
God damnit.
nellieblystunad asked: whoa where the hell you been at laura? having a life i presume? And really? lamer than getting high w/a few of your friends by a frozen lake? Because as of now thats my plan
nellieblystunad asked: whoa where the hell you been at laura? having a life i presume? And really? lamer than getting high w/a few of your friends by a frozen lake? Because as of now thats my plan
Young jeezys face looks like a clay molding
Seriously, go look.
trevaa asked: Is Movies for the Blind your favorite Cage album ?
trevaa asked: Is Movies for the Blind your favorite Cage album ?
onlyjon:
Christmas, dick in a box Hanukkah, dick...
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Important.
If Patrick Bateman and Jean became an official item, they would be PB&J…..
Juuuuuuust sayin.
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Important.
If Patrick Bateman and Jean became an official item, they would be PB&J…..
Juuuuuuust sayin.
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Christmas makes me want to drink like I've never...
Adding grain alcohol to my cereal tomorrow morning.
WatchOur own little Tim Burton movie.
“I need to shower. I smell like a festering anus.”
– My brother, the high class lawyer
kingof5th-deactivated20110414 asked: WHAT IS YOUR HONEST OPINION OF ME?
kingof5th-deactivated20110414 asked: WHAT IS YOUR HONEST OPINION OF ME?
fridaynight-res-at-dorsia asked: Laura. Remember to get skim milk on your way home. Bitch.
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Anonymous asked: is jack your bf?
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Anonymous asked: is jack your bf?
Why waking me up at 8 doesn't work:
It’s not a full nights sleep for me. Jack and I will stay in bed on the computer with my eyes half closed for another 4.5 hours. Maybe if I’m feeling frisky, I’ll get some juice. But chances are, Jack and I will fucking hate you. If you insist on waking me up, do it at 10 at the earliest.
For the record..
My submit box DOES accept boobs.
Mmmmmmm. That yellow snow is delicious!
Who wants to come walk my doggie with me?
Followers response:
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Reblog if you're a strong black woman who don't...
I feel like my new vibrating toothbrush was...
I dub thee: ORALGASM!
makeitfortymotherfucker-deactiv asked: Kill me? That sounds like a threat.
makeitfortymotherfucker-deactiv asked: Kill me? That sounds like a threat.
Post about loving Taylor Swift?
Unfuckingfollow
I am excited to see my best friend in a way that...
Followers response to my gayness:
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When someone follows me who was definitely already...
But…. you unfollowed me?
Pajamas in the summer:
-Nothing.
Pajamas in the winter:
-Socks.
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Ali's stoned
Me: Happy birthday! What have you done so far?
Ali: Well I actually had an umm.... uhh.. you know one of those meeting things... where they um..... interview you..................... OH! It was an INTERVIEW! I had an INTERVIEW!
Me: And then you smoked a lot...
Ali: It is that obvious, isn't it..
If i get any lazier i would probably stop...
If your mom got any lazier, I would have to go down on myself.
Anonymous asked: We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.
Charles Bukowski
Charles Bukowski
Anonymous asked: I am trying to stay positive these holidays but I am away from family, alone, and have been watching subversive holiday (and non holiday movies). Thanks for helping me feel normal with your Tumblr feed and not like the asshole I feel some people think I am. We'll get to Dorsia eventually.